veebox: Vriska + Eridan ☆ Homestuck (MASS MURDEROUS)
RaptorVee ([personal profile] veebox) wrote2011-12-23 07:25 pm

[RP] [OPEN] The Relationship Meme

The Relationship Meme
nabbed from [livejournal.com profile] memebells


Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!
aliencereal: (terezi)

[personal profile] aliencereal 2011-12-25 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Terezi turns in the direction of the doorway at Vriska's voice, although she's not actually pointing herself in exactly the right direction. Blindness and all, you know. She grins in that way she has, the one that shows every one of her teeth.]

Making you breakfast!

[It doesn't seem to actually occur to her that she is presently burning egg white onto the stove, possibly permanently. The smell hasn't quite moved away from the mess itself-- in a minute, it is going to smell awful in their entire apartment.]

Also, can you believe the verdict from the episode? Such bullshit!!

[Terezi. Please, for the love of god, pay attention.]
cant8r8kme: (Things I aaaaaaaalmost remem8er.)

[personal profile] cant8r8kme 2012-03-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[In all her life, Vriska has never wanted to strangle someone as much as she does right now. She's gotten used to Terezi's inability to aim herself properly, and she hardly even notices it. It's the smell and the mess and oh fuck she does not want to pay for any damages to the kitchenware.]

NO! Terezi, you dumbass! Fuck the verdict, this is bullshit!

[She pushes up her sleeves to her elbows and marches to Terezi, hastily turning the stove off and grabbing a metal spoon from the drawer to start scraping the egg off. She's grumbling as she does so, and she gives up on the egg burn with a loud clang of chucking the spoon into the sink. Vriska looks at the floor, the countertops, and glares at Terezi. Good thing they had a vacuum cleaner, or this would have been so much worse.]

Why are you trying to make me breakfast, anyway?