[RP] [OPEN] The Relationship Meme

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The Relationship Meme
nabbed from memebells

Dramatic or cracky, there are options for everyone who has a sudden itching to play out some ships.

↘ Post your character below, listing their name and series in the subject.
↘ Others respond after going to random.org and entering 1-16 for a scene, reply back and have some fun!
↘ Roll as many times as you like! Play out as many scenarios as you want! Just enjoy the fluffy or angsty goodness.

● 01 I HAVE A CONFESSION | There's someone you really like and it's finally time to tell them! It can be spur of the moment or elaborately planned out.
● 02 START OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL | You've just got together and everything is great! You can't stop thinking about each other or keep your hands off your significant other. You want to spend all the time you can together, doing whatever!
● 03 CAN'T GET IT UP | It happens to everyone, honest! For whatever reason, you just haven't been able to perform or maybe you're just not interested in sex. Is it because things are dull? Is it because you're not attracted to your partner? Or have you just been too busy or stressed out?
● 04 SAW YOU LAST NIGHT | You think you saw your partner in the arms of another - was it an honest mistake or is something honestly going on here?
● 05 FIRST TIME | It's the first kiss or the first time making love with your partner and you're so nervous and awkward, you're sure you'll mess it up! Maybe you do, but that's okay... they like you, right?
● 06 ANNIVERSARY | Two week, two month, two year, or whatever number you decide, that's how long you've been together with your partner and you want to do something special to celebrate it!
● 07 WANT YOU BACK | You broke up, but it was a mistake. You need to correct it ASAP... will your lover take you back though?
● 08 JUST MARRIED | Just married! Is it the wedding night? The honeymoon? You decide!
● 09 BAD ROMANCE | You're no good for each other and you know it! Unfortunately, your relationship is so sizzling, you can't break it off and you don't even want to.
● 10 FIGHT | You're both in one of those moods where you just want to sit around fighting over every little thing... bills or money, friends, your partner staying out too late, or whatever you can think of!
● 11 LET'S MAKE UP | Of course making up is the best part though! Whatever it was is totally forgotten now.
● 12 HONEY, I'M... | You've been feeling a little funny for a bit, so you take a pregnancy test and... oh no! Or is it 'oh great!'? Time to tell your partner either way...
● 13 ABOUT LAST NIGHT | Time to face that one night stand...
● 14 CHEATER | You're not being cheated on! You're the other person meddling with someone's lover! But for whatever reason, you just can't say no even if you know you should...
● 15 OBJECTIONS | You're facing a lot of objections to your relationship and it's starting to put a strain on it. Why don't you sit down and discuss it, see if you can work it out?
● 16 HAVE TO LET YOU GO | You have to break up with your partner... not because you want to! But because you need to protect them... can you do it successfully? Will they find out? You decide!

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[aliencereal]

[Sex has never been number one on John’s ‘things that are important’ list. In fact, it’s pretty low down on the list. It’s not that he doesn’t like sex, no, not at all! It’s just… well, it’s fun, but when he’s tired and his senior thesis has been kicking his ass for weeks, he just can’t seem to muster up the energy. He’d much rather snuggle into his blankets and sleep when he has free time, because he really isn’t getting enough rest. He honestly has no idea how Rose is managing a double major, this is crazy just with his one!]

[He really hopes his constant pilgrimages to the library and office hours to beg the librarians, his professors, and a variety of books for help haven’t been driving Eridan TOO up the wall. The differences in sleep schedules were already a bit of a problem, but he’d explained to Eridan where he was going so it was never a shock when John was missing in the afternoon or something. He missed his troll boymatefriendsprit, but in a few short months he’d have graduated college and he could spend all the time in the world making up for lost time.]

[He’s aware that Eridan is probably missing their cuddles and crappy movie nights and dates. What hasn’t really occurred to him is that Eridan has always been on the high side of the libido scale, and that troll masturbation is never really satisfying because it was too hard to get real nook stimulation.]

[This may rapidly become a problem. John, though, is curled up in his blankets and fast asleep, trying to catch up from a four hour night.]

[princeafuckmylife]

[Eridan has been lectured on the ways of human education, and how the last year is always difficult and tiring and blah blah blah. He gets it. He's been told by John, Karkat, Kanaya, and nearly everyone else he's managed to get a hold of to whine at. Of course, once it inevitably came to his sex drive and it's frustrating dissatisfaction, the conversations would be cut short and Eridan would be stuck again. Well, he was always stuck. Hornystuck. He's tried to just keep himself afloat with masturbating and cumming into his buckets so often they were now all stained violet, but it's not enough. He needs John, he needs him like air and thrills of conquest.]

[It's not unusual that John's asleep when he's awake, but Eridan's not having another day/night of not at least bugging John about his problem. He gets that John's busy and just needs sleep, but a little help in the kitchen would be great, okay, and there haven't been enough apologies or acknowledgments of his predicament. Granted, John hasn't been exposed to the extent of Eridan's libido, but that hasn't occurred to him.]

[He doesn't hesitate to crawl on top of John, curled in his blankets, and force him to turn onto his back so he can straddle him through the blankets. God, this already feels much better, he can feel John's pelvic area around his nook and, fuck, he wants to cry from how comforting it is to have someone instead of being alone.]

[Now is not the time for crying, though, because he needs to have words with John. So he pinches John's cheeks, leans down and hisses.]

John! John, wake the fuck up!